ripped this off nystrom from purge who ripped this off from the wow forums...
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Blizzard's Server Technician
(Blizzard's Server Technician)
Any Technician can work through the night to provide their customers with addequate support, but you choose to sit on the couch.
(Sit on the couch)
Perched in your warm soft recliner you watch re-runs of I Love Lucy while, your servers crash faster than a duck with one wing.
(Duck with one wing)
Time for work? No it's only 2pm.
(2pm)
And although thousand's of people are without service, you decide to fix your toilet seat so it stops sweaking.
(Sweaking toilet seat)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Guardian of Bandwith, because every hour you wait, thousand's have to hear "We apologize for the inconvenience."
(Blizzard's Server Technician)