ok so its tuesday and the servers are down all day and im really fuckin bored. I watch 3 movies waiting for the server to come up:

Fight Club
Out Cold
The Boondock Saints

Around 12 or 1 i get on vent and ask everyone if the servers are up and of course i get a no response and i reply by telling everyone goodnight and im off to bed.
I turn on my thunderstorm sleeping audio because my dog is snoring to loud to even close my eyes. I fall asleep
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Around 330am i get a knock on my window....actually serveral knocks because i didnt hear it for awhile. I stand up, go over to the window thats open (has a screen duh) and say, "Whos there?" and i get the reponse "Its Jamie"....l m f a o. Low and behold, the girl that recently went to the cops about me harassing her (which was really just her b/f calling my house and cussing out my sister so my brother-in-law and i tried to track him down and kill him). Anyway, i tell her to come to the window and i ask her, "What do you want, Jamie?" and she replies, "I want to come in and talk". Lmfao, i know what this means, its been 2 weeks since Eric has had some good ol sex so i end up having a pretty big smile on my face when i let her in. She comes in and i have to listen to all her problems for about 10 minutes until i sit down next to her and put my arms around her. She slides her hand up my boxers..... ok ok ill spare you the details but you get the idea.

After the long nite i get up early because i feel erotically refreashed and im ready to begin my day. Jamie still laying next to me and with her arm and legs around me, i push her off and get up to brush my teeth and go running. When i return its another great day. Barna (thats right, barna), jamie's b/f is at my fucking house, lmfao. Barna is sitting in his truck yelling at jamie as she is on my porch. I run up and start laughing at him saying, "BURN FUCKA!!! Hows my dick taste?" trying to provoke him to get out of the blue toyota. He finally parks and gets out, like the big tough fucka i am, i make a mad dash for him. This time i actually jumped, literally off the ground JUMPED and knocked the fuck out of him right between the eyes, talk about some matrix shit. He hits the ground hard as hell, like, SMACK, hard. So he doesnt get up i use "Wing Clip" or ya know, a hard kick to the side, he starts inhaling as if hes going to hyperventilate. i pulled his arms up and put my knees on them to prevent him from shielding his face. I continue by hitting him in the jaw and between the eyes about 6 times and he finally moved so i hit the pavement and hurt my left knuckle. Jamie is screaming from the porch about something dealing with Barnas knees. So my first response,after barna gets up and actually tries to defend himself, is to take a Bruce Lee stance just to throw him off of his boxing stance. I use Sap (rank 6) and attempt to hit him from a left swing. He natrually blocks it from his boxing stance and hits me in the face with his rank1 Heroic strike (lmfa0). Next he tries to throw a full punch with his right hand. I use my uber Dodge ability and he misses only with me to step forward and use ColdBlood + evisirate and hit him hard as hell in the stomach. Barna Falls to his knees.
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I make quick use of this. I take to steps back and then take to steps forward with a field goal kick to his face. Barna falls back and by that time i have 2 neighbors all over me pulling me away from him. He gets up and comes to my yard, as i am restrained inside, bleeding from head to toe while i have a small bruise on my upper forhead. He starts yelling at Jamie and a cop pulls up. Since Barna is on my property and im a 2nd year student for criminal law i walk outside to the police officer. "This man has came to my house and assualted me. I used several defense techniques that i have been trained for through Aikido classes (BULLSHITTTTT). The cop ask for witnesses and i know hes going to jail so i give him a big smile before i walk back inside. After about 20mins they handcuff the bruised and beaten (physically and emotionally) and haul him off in the cop car. 2 hours later a tow-truck shows up and gets his truck. Jamie fucks me 2* more times because of my awesome bout with Barna. So its 1026am and i have been in 1 fight and had sex 3* times since 3am last night. I officially pwn.

Im Oabe James, Bitch.

sounds lke somebody watched a jerry springer marathon during the down time and switched out some names.

Too much WoW for you. Never use wow terms to desribe a RL event!!!! Especially layin the smack down on someone and fucking his bitch!


/goes back to work to farm some gold

haha, exact same fucking shit i was thinking.

I didn't know a trailer came with a lawn.

Heh, j/k. Nice moves but like kobe said, don't use warcraft terms to describe situations like that; I wasn't sure if it was a troll post and I'm still not sure.

it made me laugh when he said i used sap rank 6....but troll post or not is yet to be deceided

oabe you noob.. you should have used blind at some point so you could laugh for a good few seconds.. and reopened with a cheapshot.

dont provoke oabe or he'll have to take out kaos also

If you polyed one of the neighbors you could of went back to work on him.

hell no. Poly the cop, then go back to work on him.

haha, thanks kerv, next time ill keep that in mind.

yeah youre right, but i dont posses mage abilities, just rogue and warrior. And you guyses are retarded.

pfft, chimi is hearthstoned next door... should have sent him a tell.

When you get camped by him and his guild tomorrow, be sure to post on here that ur corpse camped and we will get there when we are done with this instance

i think i hate my life a little more from reading this

I think I spit a lil milk up my nose just now lol

Damn straight!

Let me buy you a pitcher at the bar tomorrow stu. That will make it bettah.

dont hijack my thread you crazy fuck!

and yes, next time ill send chimi a tell

ahhh good memories, i loved that day.

u fucking moron....you can't use sap in combat

i ment sinister strike, jerk!

At least this story wasn't as bad as him dreaming about me, Lightyears, and Infi.

dont you ever speak of it again.


EVER.

lmfao i still remmber that

me lightyears and chimi vs infi the big demon.

lmfao

wow

its like 6 months later and i still remember this dream like it was yesterday

qfe 1 to snor

I thought we agreed to not talk about this, haha.

I LOL'D

jesus.  dont remind me.

when he told us in vent about that dream i was half ready to log off  and set my computer on fire.