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Lightyears
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Liddasee
ALL CHUCK NORRIS TOPICS HAVE BEEN MERGED HERE. (Because I said so.)

I.E. Sidd hates Chuck Norris.

Carry on.
Chimi
You know if Chuck Norris was in Snakes on a Plane you would like him, Sidd.
Liddasee
The snakes would probably kill him!
Caste
QUOTE("Siddalee")
The snakes would probably kill him!


Neg,

The snakes would cower in fear becuase Chuck Norris would spit on then and kill them with his venom saliva that he once got from a snake bite. He is so powerful though that he sucked the venom ffrom his own blood and now produces a powerful venom strong enough to kill an elephant just by spitting on its toenail.

oh and Sidd, by hating Norris you officially hate life.
Zhendar
I just hate now that she has the giant fucking banner up top I have to scroll down to see the new posts.

and snacks on the plane would so own snakes on the plane.
namishin
caste once suffered a mighty poisonous spit from grylum and was about to die but then he realized the spit wasnt poisonous

life went on
Liddasee
QUOTE("Zhendar")
I just hate now that she has the giant fucking banner up top I have to scroll down to see the new posts.


I knew it would bug you. Next time it will be LONGER. Mmmhmm good!
Thropan
I dont know her but she ownz you guys.
Zhendar
QUOTE("Thropan")
I dont know her but she ownz you guys.


She's the bitch that we all love anyway, so we let her run around every now and then.

Besides, a couple of us have to take turns being HER bitch, and I drew the short straw, but Skib got the shortest one. It'll be your turn next. Don't worry. :)
Liddasee
<pats Zhenny on the head>

Good bitch! <beams>
Chimi
We all love Sidd. Whats not to love?
Liddasee
God, it's like Chimi is my professional roadie, now. <3 Chimi

We must go out sometime, Chimi! You up for Vegas in Feburary?!
Chimi
Vegas sounds like fun! I am actually planning on going already though in March. The week of March 13-18 or whatever it is. I think the later part of the week. Are you going back to school there or are you done now?
Liddasee
We are going back for a party on Feb. 16th-19th. We'll be staying at the New Frontier, which is crapo, unfortunately.

I turn 20 on March 1st, you know. One more year and it will mean something, eh eh? I'll still probably sit in the hotel room. >_>

My spring break is on the week of 20-25th. I am not sure what I will be doing then, though. ;)
Orestis
Back to Chuck Norris!


Watch him die : http://www-personal.umich.edu/~afive/stuff...e%20Destiny.swf

Mr. Rogers > All.
Chimi
QUOTE("Siddalee")
We are going back for a party on Feb. 16th-19th. We'll be staying at the New Frontier, which is crapo, unfortunately.

I turn 20 on March 1st, you know. One more year and it will mean something, eh eh? I'll still probably sit in the hotel room. >_>

My spring break is on the week of 20-25th. I am not sure what I will be doing then, though. ;)


Yeah, my spring break is the week I am supposed to go to Vegas which is why we were planning on going then. I still haven't been to Vegas since I turned 21 and I'll be 24 in April, heh.
asphixiation
chuck norris sux lets leave it at that :D
Lightyears
CHUCK NORRIS CAN SOLO UBRS!!! STFU!!!
Zhendar
QUOTE("Lightyears")
CHUCK NORRIS CAN SOLO UBRS!!! STFU!!!


Chuck Norris doesn't solo anything, he simply walks through and stares at each mob until they give him the loot they're holding. Because, they understand.
Cecil
http://wowtwonewraces.ytmnd.com/
Wiegraf
::cowers in preperation for sid's vengence::
Lightyears
ownage.


all horde should just quit now.
Liddasee
WE HAVE A TOPIC FOR THIS ALREADY, kthx
Kobe
QUOTE("Siddalee")
We are going back for a party on Feb. 16th-19th. We'll be staying at the New Frontier, which is crapo, unfortunately.

I turn 20 on March 1st, you know. One more year and it will mean something, eh eh? I'll still probably sit in the hotel room. >_>

My spring break is on the week of 20-25th. I am not sure what I will be doing then, though. ;)


Ill be in Vegas for a bachelor party for a weekend I think in June....
Chimi
QUOTE("Kobe")

Ill be in Vegas for a bachelor party for a weekend I think in June....


Do you have something you'd like to tell us Kobe? heh
Liddasee
QUOTE("Kobe")
QUOTE("Siddalee")
We are going back for a party on Feb. 16th-19th. We'll be staying at the New Frontier, which is crapo, unfortunately.

I turn 20 on March 1st, you know. One more year and it will mean something, eh eh? I'll still probably sit in the hotel room. >_>

My spring break is on the week of 20-25th. I am not sure what I will be doing then, though. ;)


Ill be in Vegas for a bachelor party for a weekend I think in June....


Why is this the first time you tell me this! I will SO be there. :) Which weekend?!
Zhendar
QUOTE("Siddalee")
QUOTE("Kobe")
QUOTE("Siddalee")
We are going back for a party on Feb. 16th-19th.  We'll be staying at the New Frontier, which is crapo, unfortunately.

I turn 20 on March 1st, you know.  One more year and it will mean something, eh eh?  I'll still probably sit in the hotel room.  >_>

My spring break is on the week of 20-25th.  I am not sure what I will be doing then, though.  ;)


Ill be in Vegas for a bachelor party for a weekend I think in June....


Why is this the first time you tell me this! I will SO be there. :) Which weekend?!


sidd, i dont think taking advantage of drunk guildies... is......

HEY CAN I COME AND SEE SIDD DRUNK TOO?
Liddasee
Holy shit, Cecil posted a link that wasn't YTMND!
Liddasee
Before I leave...I want to leave something special for Oabe and Stu.

IPB Image

=D
Zhendar
http://wownorris.ytmnd.com/
Montbrun
Unbeknownst to me, until this very moment, Chuck Norris and I have the same Birthday...

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.a...p=1#post7456296
pilamar
Yeah found that out this morning too. Can you believe... 66!!!!

AND ON THAT NOTE:

Chuck Norris shot Bon Jovi in the heart for giving love a bad name.

Chuck Norris waited patiently in Al Capone's vault for 63 years just so he could give Geraldo Rivera the surprise beating of his lifetime

Chuck Norris only looks one way when he crosses the street.

Chuck Norris can win a soccer game with only using his hands.

Contrary to popular belief, it was Chuck Norris, not Angelina Jolie, that broke up Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt.

When Moses parted the Red Sea, Chuck Norris closed it back up and said, "Not on my time."

Most men are OK with their wives fantasizing about Chuck Norris during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

Recently Chuck Norris asked President Bush to go to lunch. However, the President said he was too busy searching for weapons of mass destruction. When he heard this, Chuck Norris flexed his biceps and said, "You found them right here." Then everyone within ten miles exploded, except for Chuck.

90 percent of the movie, "Congo" was filmed in Chuck Norris' crotch.

Unlike most other humans, Chuck Norris can acutally travel through the Internet, exit at your PC, and kick your ass if he wants to.
Liddasee
Hey, guess what! We have a thread for this! <merges thread>
pilamar
Yes!! Sidd is the woMAN!!!
Orestis
Chuck Norris is dead.
Liddasee
<heavy sigh>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP9CHQZ3mHw...&page=1&t=t&f=b
asphixiation
QUOTE(Siddalee @ Apr 8 2006, 12:02 AM) *


lol yeah i saw that before its pretty funny but id rather see a video of chuck norris falling on his ass
asphixiation
QUOTE(Orestis @ Mar 18 2006, 01:39 AM) *

Chuck Norris is dead.

yup heard it on the news huh.gif
pilamar
QUOTE(asphixiation @ Nov 15 2006, 12:23 AM) *

QUOTE(Orestis @ Mar 18 2006, 01:39 AM) *

Chuck Norris is dead.

yup heard it on the news huh.gif

Yeah.. I just went to his official website and they are planning the funeral this Saturday. It's going to run all day they say with guest speakers like Sherry J Wilson, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Bruce Willis, and others. The new Chairman of Kickstart is going to speak as well.
asphixiation
QUOTE(pilamar @ Nov 15 2006, 07:27 AM) *

QUOTE(asphixiation @ Nov 15 2006, 12:23 AM) *

QUOTE(Orestis @ Mar 18 2006, 01:39 AM) *

Chuck Norris is dead.

yup heard it on the news huh.gif

Yeah.. I just went to his official website and they are planning the funeral this Saturday. It's going to run all day they say with guest speakers like Sherry J Wilson, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Bruce Willis, and others. The new Chairman of Kickstart is going to speak as well.

lmfao biggrin.gif
oabe
QUOTE(asphixiation @ Nov 15 2006, 11:23 PM) *

QUOTE(pilamar @ Nov 15 2006, 07:27 AM) *

QUOTE(asphixiation @ Nov 15 2006, 12:23 AM) *

QUOTE(Orestis @ Mar 18 2006, 01:39 AM) *

Chuck Norris is dead.

yup heard it on the news huh.gif

Yeah.. I just went to his official website and they are planning the funeral this Saturday. It's going to run all day they say with guest speakers like Sherry J Wilson, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Bruce Willis, and others. The new Chairman of Kickstart is going to speak as well.

lmfao biggrin.gif



funny isnt it?

STFU
asphixiation
chuck norris sux almost as much as oabe does blink.gif
asphixiation
chuck still sux but chuck jokes arent too bad now that theyre out of style laugh.gif
Liddasee
QUOTE(asphixiation @ May 24 2007, 02:07 AM) *

chuck still sux but chuck jokes arent too bad now that theyre out of style laugh.gif

Goddamnit Asp, I was hoping I could un-pin this and let it fade into oblivion.
asphixiation
QUOTE(Liddasee @ May 24 2007, 06:56 PM) *

QUOTE(asphixiation @ May 24 2007, 02:07 AM) *

chuck still sux but chuck jokes arent too bad now that theyre out of style laugh.gif

Goddamnit Asp, I was hoping I could un-pin this and let it fade into oblivion.

lol sorry just had to add that again he really does suck and i think that story i posted about him points that out

chuck norris in movies is a badass

chuck norris irl is a complete retard who cant really fight smile.gif
asphixiation
chuck sucks and he is getting older pretty soon he wont be able to kick anyone in the shins let alone the face laugh.gif
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