I shit you not, i just dreamed this so im going to type it now before i forget it.
The Adventures of Oabe, Lightyears, and Chimi pt1
Now i know what youre thinking, oabe is fucking crazy, believe me, i think so to. I need to lay off WoW for awhile because its drifting over into my dreams which is a little weird. Especially when i wake up and the ol girlfriends looking at me like, "WTF? What the hell is Polymorph and Hammer of justice?" cause i had said them in my sleep. Anywho, here goes.
It all started with Myself, Lightyears, and Chimi walking into some big ass dungeon/cave thing where there were fire pits and stalamites/tites and 3 giant boulders that you could climb up to. It wasnt WoW toons, it was real. So i, standing in my current armor and holding a doomsaw, Lightyears in full lightforge and chimi in a big red robe and whatnot (devout?) all in a little line walking slowly. One of the fire pits begin to erupt and a man with flashy brown hair, sunglasses and a tux comes out. He looks at us and laughs. Lightyears is already running at him with his sword above his head, chimi is casting pyroblast and im starting to run. A big flash of light occurs and lightyears goes flying over my head. I swing my doomsaw at full mass and it knocks the man backwards. Lightyears stands up and throws me a heal and chimi's fireball makes impact and once again knocks the man back. His sunglasses fall off and as i reach in to punch him (dunno) his head flys back and its like for an instance you see a full skeleton of the man as hes laughing at me. Another flash of light occurs and im flying back and landed next to Lightyears. Lightyears says, "Thats no man, thats Infi." .....low and behold, infi, shadowform priest in some odd form of fighting.
The man jumps back into the firepit and we all ponder where hes gone. At once the firepit erupts and some Demonic darkass (looks like shadowform on City of Heores) pops out of the pit and lands on one of the big boulders. We target him (targeting system? yes) and it says, "INFINTE lvl500" so we know we are in for a boss fight against our former friend. We climb up and the big demon thing cast this big black fireball and it hits chimi. Sorry chimi but youre dead for the fight. Light starts to hit the big demon and i notice that its health is coming down fast with every hit but i keep in mind the damage he puts out. Light gets blown back and a fireball on his ass. Demon is at 3/4 health and chimi is still alive. I target him and remove the DoT and then heal him and run in myself while shouting "Keep me healed foo". I hit him with doomsaw, SoC procs and so does the wound doomaw has. The demon is at half health.
The demon yells, "DIE MORTALS" and raises his hands and pulls in all the darkness of the place (the whole room lights up because its robbed of the darkness) and then cast it at lightyears. Lightyears is Dead. I run next to him and kneel down. Oabe enrages.
I run at the demon, run up its leg, jump over the arms that he swings at me, do a frontflip and cut off the bone thats holding his wings on. Infi screams and jumps to the next boulder. Only followed by me being in front of him as he lands and he instant casting some DoT on me. I cleanse it and run and take a stab at his gut. It hits and now the Demon is at 1/4 health.
I chase him throw one of the small tunnels as he jumps down into one the firepits and cast fear. I resist it and kill all the little demonic minions flying around me with a swing of my doomsaw around my head. I grab the demon by the horns and pull him out of the firepit and throw him to one of the boulders. I jump into the air with the doomsaw over my head and attempt to deal the final blow to this deformed and tormented Infi. He smokes and somehow manages to remove himself from battle. I see him run and jump in a firepit across the room. I remember that Lightyears is dead so i run next to him and Rez him. When light comes up we heal and drink up wondering whats in store. He ask, "Since when do paladins get enrage?" I laugh and state that "i completed an epic paladin quest and gained access to new skills. I tell him it starts in SW after you solo Onyxia". Thats right, oabe is one badass paladin.
Seconds later a succubus looking demon flies out and is still at 1/4 health. I guess this is suppose to be Infi's final combat form in which he'll deal damage but take tons. Before he can even speak lightyears and i leap into the air the grab the succubus and throw him to the ground. We both pull on one of the arms and rip them out of socket. The Faggot looking infi lets out a girlish shriek and then light starts leaving every pore of his body. Then the light is engulfed in flame followed by the wind carrying off the ashes of this level 500 pussy.
Lightyears sends chimi a rez. Chimi gets up and /laughs and we loot only to find 2 Chain of Elements chests and 2 greens. Chimi /laughs and we walk out the north side of the cave. We fall.
i wake up.
wow, thats right, WoW. Hows that for a motha fucking dream. I dream the coolest shit ever, i swear.
/sarcasm off
happy reading
Oabe