*king james version

base scripture passages for you to copy/paste at will.


Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke [reason with] thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.
Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the Lord.

-- Leviticus 19: 17-18 (KJV)

Jesus "Love thy neighbor as thyself" (Matthew 5: 43, etc.), (even if he did quote the HEBREW bible?)

Romans 15:7 Accept one another, then, just as Christ accepted you, in order to bring praise to God.

Acts 10:34-35 : Peter began to speak: "I now realize how true it is that God does not show favoritism"

1 Peter 3:8-11
Suffering for Doing Good
8Finally, all of you, live in harmony with one another; be sympathetic, love as brothers, be compassionate and humble. 9Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult, but with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing. 10For,
"Whoever would love life
and see good days
must keep his tongue from evil
and his lips from deceitful speech.
11He must turn from evil and do good;
he must seek peace and pursue it.

When someone tells you Jesus loves you, tell them "Listen, it was just that one time, we had both had too much to drink, we're just friends!"

If someone ever asks you, "Have you found Jesus?"

Respond by saying, "No one told me he was missing. Let me go grab some flashlights and a compass, we'll form a search party."

lol ill have to remember that one  .... too bad most people dont ever ask that question so i doubt it will come up often :(

you dont get laid or have friends

stfu