Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jian!

  1. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Jian!
  2. Jian is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
  3. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Jian has 7.
  4. Never store Jian at room temperature!
  5. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Jian in your mouth. <- Stu, this is good for you to know.
  6. All shrimp are born as Jian, but gradually mature into females.
  7. Jian can not regurgitate.
  8. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Jian in 1504, after eighteen months work!
  9. Only twelve people have ever set foot on Jian!
  10. Jian has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Siddalee!

  1. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Siddalee!
  2. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear Siddalee had to pay a special Siddalee tax!
  3. The risk of being struck by Siddalee is one occurence every 9,300 years! <- This is incorrect.
  4. Red Siddalee at night, shepherd's delight. Red Siddalee at morning, shepherd's warning! <- This is very true.
  5. Siddalee is 984 feet tall!
  6. Donald Duck's middle name is Siddalee!
  7. If you put a drop of liquor on Siddalee, she will go mad and sting herself to death.
  8. Siddalee can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
  9. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Siddalee!
  10. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Siddalee.

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl

Haha.  Weird, but nice.

  1. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Fro.
  2. Four-fifths of the surface of Fro is covered in water!    <--only mid-shower :P
  3. Fro has a memory span of three seconds.                        <--too tru....oo something shiny!
  4. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Fro is 10:1.
  5. Donald Duck's middle name is Fro.
  6. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Fro!  <--i'd believe it.
  7. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Fro.
  8. Fro can't sweat.
  9. Froology is the study of Fro!                              <--I'm going to college to be a Froologist!    :mrgreen:
  10. Banging your head against Fro uses 150 calories an hour!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Keras!

1. Keras has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all!
2. About 100 people choke to death on Keras each year. (lol)
3. Long ago, the people of Nicaragua believed that if they threw Keras into a volcano it would stop erupting! (Oh crap!)
4. Keras is the world's largest rodent! (!!)
5. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Keras.
6. The state nickname of Iowa is 'The Keras state'.
7. Women shoplift four times more frequently than Keras!
8. Europe is the only continent that lacks Keras!
9. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as Keras. (wtf)
10. An average beaver can cut down Keras every year.

1. If you break Seniph, you will get seven years of bad luck.
2. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Seniph. (I am delicious)
3. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Seniph. <----- I'm slutty and cheap.
4. More people are killed by Seniph each year than die in aeroplane accidents.
5. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Seniph can not!  <----- I tend to break mirros :(
6. To check whether Seniph is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Seniph will sink, and fresh Seniph will float.
7. The porpoise is second to Seniph as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
8. Seniph was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.  <--- True story pants should be banned imo
9. Scientists have discovered that Seniph can smell the presence of autism in children.
10. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Seniph is the victim.

hahahahahaha!  :smitten: Siddaleepuff

while it may be considered rude to talk with Jian in your mouth, humming is encouraged