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Aeneas
me thinking: man, I so need more NR gear. I should skip class and play WoW...No, I cant I enjoy Philosophy....Aw fuck it, I like WoW more

aeneas joins group
aeneas: hi guys
Pug1: OMGSH HI
aeneas: I'll help you kids kill Baron as long as you let me roll on the NR that drops off the spider boss
Pug1: OMGSH sure! THC is the shit!  [was not actually said, but im sure they were thinking that]
Pug2 (58 war): Yeah man thats fine, I dont need NR at all

time elapses, we get to spider boss, it drops +20/25 NR shoulders

Pug1,3,4: (click's pass)
aeneas: awesome, need those (click's greed)
Pug2 (58 war): OMGSH SWEET!!! (click's need)
aeneas: ....
Pug2 (58 war): oh man, I thought you diddnt need them anymore
aeneas: .... /script LeaveParty

guild chat: aeneas: !#@!@)#* !)@*#)@!(#!) I hate my life !#$!#@$!#@$!  [logoff and /drink]

(it turns out i missed the final review for phil as well, so that works out really well)
Pinky
it's a fact. PUGs cause cancer, ulcers, erectile disfunction, anal leakage, brain tumors, neurological disorders and an increasing urge to strangle bunnies. Women who are pregnant and those with compromised immune systems should not participate in PUGs. PUGs have not been approved by the FDA.
Sport
should have click need... sinc eyou needed it
pilamar
ROFL.. yep.. NEED FOO WHEN NEEDED!!!!!

Anus must be loosing it since his better half hasn't been on(FIST)
Dexijil
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erectile disfunction, anal leakage,


Wynd knows all about these two things..he whines about it all the time in hunter chat
Zhendar
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erectile disfunction, anal leakage,


Wynd knows all about these two things..he whines about it all the time in hunter chat


it's your turn to change him!
lilthanatov
I remember one time I was in an UBRS pug and this guy was like OMFG I LOVE THC OMFG OMFG.  And i was like yeah we're great... Then all the priest we're arguing with a rogue and slacked off healing so i'm healing like a mofo and someone posts up a healin chart 70% Thanatov everyone else 30% so then they accuse me of hacking or something (Heal hacks were these kids serious?) Then we get to The Beast and ace of Beasts drops... raid leader ninjas and leaves.... That was pretty much the only reason i came.  But we got a replacement and I stay for the last boss and flask of titans recipe drops.  The raid leader gives to some guy who earlier in the raid A. Disenchanted something and B. Used Jumper Cables (Obviously not a alchemist right?) I pointed it out and the guy was like jeez I would think someone from the hammer clan would be more considerate you have epics man fuck off... Whatever I'm glad i'm horde now we don't even use Master loot on pug raids because there are like no fucking retards on Horde side... I've yet to encounter a ninja on horde side when by the time I hit 60 on my druid I had seen SEVERAL.
asphixiation
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erectile disfunction, anal leakage,


Wynd knows all about these two things..he whines about it all the time in hunter chat

lmfao :2funny:
asphixiation
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erectile disfunction, anal leakage,


Wynd knows all about these two things..he whines about it all the time in hunter chat

lmfao :2funny:


one too many pugs while lvling ??
oabe
QUOTE(asphixiation @ Aug 18 2006, 01:53 AM) *

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erectile disfunction, anal leakage,


Wynd knows all about these two things..he whines about it all the time in hunter chat

lmfao :2funny:


one too many pugs while lvling ??


captain obvious, thank you.

STFU
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