Warning: long pointless post /w lots of boring screenies

Anyways, another boring day and THC is a guild composed of vampires so nothing gets done during the day, so I made the genius decision of doing a pickup raid with a certain guild (which I'll refer to as Zergfest so hatred won't be directed at any guild in particular).

I get me an invite to UBRS during the daytime, and it's also my favorite instance so eh, why the hell not?

Things get off to a great start with their looting system as you can see, where it's actually the lowest roller who wins! Also note how no one is dead except the main tank : (
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Apparently even redshadow in Zergfest didn't know of the new looting rules! Sad part was Kaed had already won a blue earlier in the raid (I don't blame Kaed for anything, it was on master loot and the raid leader sent it to him). Whatever, that belt drops all the time anyways and in the future I bothered Chron to kill the hammersmith everytime : )

The raid progresses and alas, the mark of the wild rank 2 book drops! I <3 greed rolls. Everyone rolls on it but vapor decides he'll just go ahead and hold onto it cuz he's such a cool dude.
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I win the roll with an 87 using the hacks I borrowed from Stu and it's apparent everyone acknowledges I win including the raid leader and ranking Zergfest member there, Trap
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However, my attempts at trying to get it from Vapor (and I'll tell you I tried damn hard!) were futile.
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No one really gives a shit obviously, I'm just some pickup blowhard but I keep bothering Trap about Vapor anyways cuz you know I want that damn gold! : )

15 minutes after the everyone rolled for the book, Mujentas is like "Oh wtf I was afk I missed the roll on the book, I want a shot at it!" (exaggerated quote). On the plus side, at least Zorngrimm has been noticing I've been dying plenty.
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Trap tells me I have to reroll again, against Mujentas for the book so we tie with like some BS 57 and we re-roll again and my heart sinks.
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Darn, my free gold gone! At least I don't need to deal with the bullshit stress of trying to get the book from Vapor anymore, and he certainly wouldn't keep the book from his own guildie, would he?!
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He claims someone just happened to do a trade with him and told him they had a roll of 95, and to give it to them earlier in the raid, oh and he can't remember who he gave the book to either! This guy is an angel : )

A few members of Zergfest send me PMs and one even openly accuses me of having a book
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When this occurred, lets just say I went a little ballistic (just a bit) and did a little flamefest. Of course, I didn't screenshot that part : ) Chaos ensues cuz everyone believes Vapor's story which I think is full of shit but that's just me :p
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Now I don't know what exactly happened next but a few of the members of skyfang claimed they just spoke with a GM on who got the book and mujentas does a little copy pasting, whether it's real or not is beyond me:
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The fun begins!
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Anyways I didn't bother to stick around for anymore of the bullshit so I ninja looted a lockbox, warped to Ironforge, and smacked around Kaos to open it for me (this pic is for you Nova, everyone was a noob lockpicker at some point):
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Afterwards to relieve some stress I headed down to Hillsbrad then owned some 60 shamans easily. Chron was like "holy wtf now i must own you namishin!" I had never beaten Chron before but I was feeling lucky then
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Then to finish the day off, I pimped out a few ho's (this pic is for you Kaos, be jealous!)
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And to prove that the girls don't hang out with me just because of my pimp level 60 warrior and gear, I let my dwarf get some action also.
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I rock!
edit: replaced incorrect screenshot link

Night Elf chicks have huge legs.

damn, if there was a section that was the hall of fame for threads, this would be in it! rofl

I didnt think it was possible to hate skyfang anymore than I already do... you helped me see the light Namishin and now I do hate them more!

Haha. Up until now I had no idea what Skyfang was like on those raids...but...how can they be so stupid? They blame Akando for a copy/pasted chat when Muj SPELLED HIS NAME WRONG? And you can't even copy/paste to begin with? And what is to stop someone from just typing it (which Muj couldn't even do).

I had always thought everyone got upset with them because they were jerks or something...but...not...idiots. LOL.

Haha, I remember hearing that shit when it happened in vent. Funny stuff

Although they have a large amount of assholes, there's some cool ppl there. As with any guild.

I gotta hang out with Nam more so he can teach me the ways of playing with only 1 hotbar. I got 6 and I still suck

No doubt.....that plus the hos

he's a warrior. they got, what like 5 skills? :D

lmao this is the best thread ever, i'm in a couple of the screens hahahaha