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Emokore
This was posted by Kobe 1/18/05 and I wanted to repost it here for our personal refrence. It can be found here:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.a...and&T=12664&P=1



Here is the typical pickup raid, non guild of course.

RaidLeader: /tell "Hey, we could use another mage, wanna do UBRS?"

Me: (Knowing Im bored, might as well try) Um, sure

You have joined a Raid group.

Me: Um, there are 5 mages.....

RaidLeader: CANT HAVE TOO MANY

Me: .......

RaidLeader: EVERYONE HEAD TO BRS

Rogue1: We meeting at one of the BRM gates, the balcony, or what?

RaidLeader: MEET AT BRS

Rogue1: I never been here before, where do I go?

Pally1: You want me to tank?

Warrior1: No I can tank, let me tank....

Pally1: you specced for tank or dps?

Warrior1: DPS

Pally1: I will tank then

RaidLeader: I WILL TANK

Rogue1: I never been here before, where do I go?

Pally1: Are you tank specced?

RaidLeader: YES I AM, AND I HAVE DESTINY TO TANK WITH

Pally1: Destiny is a 2h sword.....I thought you were tanking

RaidLeader: I AM NOOB

Me: /sigh

Druid1: We have a key right?

RaidLeader: I HAVE TO MAKE IT IN LBRS QUICK

Hunter: I have a key we can use

RaidLeader: NO I CAN MAKE MINE QUICK

Mage2: Im at the tunnel, we gonna train in?

Rogue3: WTFOMG

Rogue3: !&$%ing horde jumped me in tunnel. REZ PLZ

Priest1: This is taking forever, lets hurry please or Im out

Pally2: Ill rez when I get there, almost there. We trainin in?

RaidLeader: NO WE WILL BE JUMPING ON BALCONY, I SAW A GROUP DOING IT LAST NIGHT

Me: It would be so much quicker to just train in all of us thatn switch the one hunter in and out

RaidLeader: NO WE WILL BE JUMPING

Mage4: I like to NUKE, so I need 2 healers in my group, I will be doing the most DPS of anyone here!

Priest1: we need more tanks, I cant heal all this cloth. get a couple more pallys or Im out

Druid2: I can heal too, we are fine

Priest1: !&$% this, im gonna go find a raid group where i get my way

Priest1 has left the raid.

Mage4: THIS GROUP SUCKS! I COULD KILL U ALL 1V1, NOOBS

RaidLeader: IM AT THE SG GATE, WHERE IS EVERYONE!!!

Me: you said meet at brs....most of us are in tunnel ready to train in

RaidLeader: MEET AT SG GATE, WTF!!!

Rogue4: you can just run down here, no horde around.....

RaidLeader: MEET AT SG GATE PLZ

Pally1 : who is tanking

Warrior1: I am and if Valor drops, NO ONE ROLL

RaidLeader: I AM TANKING AND MASTER LOOTING

Rogue3: WTFOMGBBQ ganked again!

Pally2: Why arent you stealthed?

Hunter2: Move a Priest or Druid in my group, I do lotsa DPS!!

Rogue3: I tried to kill one real quick, figured I could kill him before the other 10 saw me.

Pally2: ...

Rogue1: I never been here before, where do I go?

Priest2 has joined the raid group.

Priest2 : Ill come if I can roll on Devout, magisters, and Dredmist....otherwise im out

Me: .....

Priest2: Hey u dont like it? GL finding another priest

Druid2: I can heal

Rogue1: Can someone show me the way?

Mage3: Loot rules?

Mage4: Can we kill lbrs boss! I want staff!

RaidLeader: IM MASTER LOOTER

Mage3: I know, but I mean, are there any rules, like 1 blue per run, disenchanters get junk blue, etc, class specific rolls, etc....

RaidLeader: I AM MASTER LOOTER

Me: um, my guild is gonna raid Strat, thanks for the invite, and gl

You have left the raid.
Emokore
doesnt it feal good not having to do pickups anymore!

back when were were 60 there just wasnt that many people we knew 60. I wonder if some of the new people even get this shit.... regaurdless, kobe is a genus.
Windace
Lol...

Yup, that's the typical pick-up group. But it's only funny when you aren't the one in it. :lol:

Makes one wonder why people try pick-up MC groups.
Terroc
For sure a great post worth revival!
Pygmee
this is why I hate pick ups! Having a guild FTW!
ipoun
lol i remember seeing this was back when. Yeah pickups for the loose :/
Elsydeon
QUOTE("Kobe")
RaidLeader: YES I AM, AND I HAVE DESTINY TO TANK WITH

haha, i had a destiny ninja'd from me in a pick-up. :lol:
Levia
<3 pickup raids.
Kobe
the post that nevr dies...


I like being called a genius tho

a drunk one, but yee haw
Sentry
Best post ever Kobe <3
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