It's like 8 AM in the morning and Chron is making me his quest bitch as usual. The mission today? Head to the Mosh'aru cave in STV and kill ogre boss. I ride off there and wtf, a level 60 pally already there camping it out? I didn't know those ogres were being farmed!
Eventually, the worst warrior in the game reaches the area (Stash, not Namishin!) and he's like "DUDE i know this guy!" Chron proceeds to tell his little story about how the farmer there was offering to do quests in that cave for people for a sum of 10g, and how Chron was so cool he owned him twice yesterday.
I duel Mr. Super Milk Chan and completely smash him up twice, despite the fact elite ogres were bashing me up AND I had to keep saving Chron's little life from the ogres.
Chron and I enter the cave and at this point I realize I am not able to fight four ogres at once (after watching Chron die and myself fleeing for dear life). Chron is about to get one of the two fruitiest warriors to come down and help us (Caranthir, the other being Van Winky) but I'm not having it.
Chron makes the most retarded move of enlisting help from none other that Mr. Super Milk Chan!
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Take note of Chron's incredibly dumb comment about farming for China. I don't think this boded well with our newfound Chinese buddy.
We fight slowly towards the group of ogres and the boss, but then Chron agros them all. I'm like "time to fucking run!" and Chron's already wasted . But then I remembered I am the pimp Namishin and nothing can stop me so I go fight all the ogres at once; afterall I got a 60 pally to help me right?
Fucking Milk Chan moves back at the first sign of danger so I'm thinking "Hmm maybe he'll heal me" but nope, our Asian companion just bails out completely. I was able to defeat all the ogres because I am the fucking master and I used a pot and my 30 minute cooldown.
Chan comes back just in time to ninja all the goddamn loot since Chron left it on FFA. Whatever, the guy has to feed himself I'm not going to scold him for it. Chron being the noob he is, is still lying face down on the floor. Paladin resurrection time!
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Apparently somebody could not afford the money for resurrection. This is pretty funny since Chron has to run back to his corpse now, but then the dude starts fucking bugging me. I guess he saw my crusader enchanted doomsaw and assumed I was an enchanter?
The guy opens a trade window so I'm like "hmm he either wants his 10gold commission for helping us or he's going to give me something." He places his shitty ass 37dps two hand axe in the will not be traded slot and is like "Crusader? OK?" I close the trade window but he keeps re-opening and begging for a crusader enchant, which continues on for the next few minutes. Thank god Chron remembered I had class in the morning.
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Oh, and because I had a few other screenshots lying around, I'm gonna stick them in here also.
I'm clearly outnumbered.
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Fools think they can assault me with mere numbers?! Little did they know I am a god amongst men.
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I stand victorious in a field of dead bodies.
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