Once In a dinning room Far Far Away. Their was a Computer house, but it wasn't any normal computer it was a mystical Computer of ..... The Future! Their was a Young Boy who Play WC3 on that PC could have only been 16 or 17 at the time. But he was a strong minded Warlord. He Destroyed villages of the horde and declaired his allegiance to the Human Alliance.

One Night while no was awake he sat in that dinning room taking over kingdoms. Untill he heard a rat tat tat on the lamp shade. He looked around and saw nothing. Said to him self " Must of been a bug or something."" If only he knew, If only.

The next night he heard the same rat tat tat. But after awhile he saw it was a cute little lady bug. At least thats what he thought... So he manage to capture this lady bug under some luck and throw it out the door.

The Next night was the night..... For the lady bugs before where Lady Bug Rouges... Spying on him figuring out what his weaknesses where. And On this night Their was a raid. Ludy Bug warriors, priest, shamans, and rouges ohh noo. The fight last for hours the warlords sly tactics of traping and throw the lady bugs out the door.

That was a night of nights.... A night when a legend was created.... DaMonkey.

Out of the smoke of utter defeat and torture DaMonkey jumped out of a lady bug and in to that warlord!! And That WARLORD IS ME!!

Long live the king!!

(Based on a true story.)
(only with different people and different words and different places.)

-DaMonkey

WTF IS THIS? And i thought i had problems.